Guys Chathost hypothetical situation

Striker10 · Live wire! Joined: 26 Nov 2006

If you were born a girl and could be a chathost what would be your name, and what characteristics do you have that would make you one of a kind?

Ok i'll start my name would be Candy because I like candy. Plus I could get a sponsorship deal with flake or something. It could be like every time I strip I eat a flake! No doubt guys would be flake crazy and I'd have to retire very porky.

What characteristics? Seductive 'how you doing?' Kind 'You want my liver?' Funny 'Oh my god your so funny!' Sweet 'You can pay by cheque. Honest 'I wouldn't marry you cause you look just like my dadda you know what i'm saying'. thoughtful ' Shit it was your birthday yesterday wasn't it!'.

I think lots more too but i'm modest and shy and all these things. Stop it. I can't handle all the attention.. Smile

So what would you guys be?

Bernie · Live wire! Joined: 27 Mar 2007

Bernice. Don't ask for you can't give. Meaning... You want me naked... YOU HAVE TO GO NAKED.
P.S.: I know forums where you post vids of me... I'm posting you.

Striker10 · Live wire! Joined: 26 Nov 2006

I knew that'd be a good reply as soon as I read Bernice lol

Bernie · Live wire! Joined: 27 Mar 2007

Humor is one of the things that make me attractive. Razz

Striker10 · Live wire! Joined: 26 Nov 2006

Humor is like having a 15 inch weener straight up! Opps. God what unfortunate wording.

SOMFW · Live wire! Joined: 08 Mar 2007

OK i give up
if you people DONT realize after reading the above Posts that these Two Losers ( if in fact it is 2 people and Not just the Same Douchebag with 2 names, which judging bye the way they suck eachothers dick and chat to eachother on here is enitrely possible and very likely) arent the biggest Pole smoking, Salad tossing Faggots and just plain old Pathetic Losers - then you all deserve them
I am Done pointing out the obvious - its right in front of your eyes for anyone with an I.Q. over 3 to see and has been for the last 2 months
No need to comment = Fact is Fact
So before you even post anything Loser - DONT
as to your other limpdick responce
Here is My IP# = 128.112.133.15
show us all what a hot shot hacker wannabe you are and impress me by first doing a ping trace or trace route to verify it then , hacking into my server, then find your way to my individual subserver and finally into my laptop. Until that day ever comes STFU and Sit the fuck Down you pathetic inbred Old Ass Pathetic Looking for Love Online - Loser

Bernie · Live wire! Joined: 27 Mar 2007

Striker10 · Live wire! Joined: 26 Nov 2006

SOMFW that's not what I have. SOMFW pm me my ip address

Maybe you want to prove it Wink

Bernie it really don't matter...footys on

SOMFW · Live wire! Joined: 08 Mar 2007

Sorry Loser - that is it - Guess your not the Hacker You claim to be!
And to once again tell you and hope you finaly understand it
I WONT PM you
I wont Email you
I wont Answer Your PM's or Your Emails on here on on other programs
My advice to you as always Is SIMPLE
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Stop Begging me For attention and to trade with you
If being bitch slapped online is a turn on for you - then Enjoy thats all you will ever get from me Old Man

Striker10 · Live wire! Joined: 26 Nov 2006

it's cause you NEVER got my ip address. I never believed you. Tell me what i'd learn about you from an ip address that you can pick out of the sky. I know all about it. I'd be more impressed by you if you told me my ip. It is the only way i'd know for sure that you have a clue what your talking about. Smile

Understand I do not want to trade with you. I give you one chance and that's it. You picked on bernie before my holy trinity thread was made - that's how I knew you'd reply in it. Your predictable and I find you manageable.

SOMFW · Live wire! Joined: 08 Mar 2007

It's 100% clear - You are a FUCKING RETARD
Why do you crave attention so badly?
Go get a life Old MAN
You Post shit and forget what you posted 5 mins later
this isy our childish post

lol SOMFW my god so what! Don't you get it?

I don't care that I got 'caught'. This is the humor you lack. Your so anal and uptight man who's got a grip of your balls? Lighten up lol. You think your so smart like theres a conspiracy. I'm not asking for you to share anything. Not one damn thing but lighten up. Would I have gone through with the deal? Of course I would and everyone knows I'm legit. Every post you make you try and be dominating. This is a forum - you acknowledge. This isn't the fucking fbi academy. There's not a gun to your head. Will you lighten up and stop pissing off people in their threads and people will leave you alone. Life is too short to be uptight over something and who we trade or share with really doesn't matter. I gave you a legit chance but you blew it because your not humble and when it comes to web cam porn I think that's a pretty shitty thing not to be. There are better things out there. Now stop fucking will peoples threads and we will let you be or you will sit and wonder who to trust because next time if it's me I won't let you win your little war

and these

From: Striker10
To: SOMFW
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:33 pm
Subject: msg
I'm going to make you a deal. You only reply if your interested. You go on ifriends and pick yourself 3 videos you would like from whoever - be sure the chat host has videos available. For every three you give me one of what I would like. I might even make it 4 I maybe kind. I will get them personally and to even show sincerity's I'll send before receiving. This is a one time offer and you have until the end of the week to decide. s10

AND

From: Billy15
To: SOMFW
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:42 pm
Subject: trade - reply asap
First do NOT take the piss out my talk. It's not a traders way. We turn on ourselves we're no better then damn begshites.
Now I believe I have most of what YOU want but I do not trade first. You confirm you understand and we trade. A short YES and i'll be on yahoo to exchange. Billy W
So Lets See - According to You I blew it?
Blew what?
I have told you 100 Times I will Not under any circumstances trade with you - YET - You keep paging me sending me messages and begging me to do so - EVERYFUCKING TIME you do - I tell You to Fuck off - So what did i Blow Jagoff? - DONT fucking answer - cause the answer is NOTHING
I DONT FUCKING WANT TO< NOR DID I EVER WANT TO< NOR WILL I EVER DEAL WITH YOU - How much FUCKING clearer can i make that dipshit.
I clearly Told you You IP# matched on both the names you used when you started you bullshit what is wrong with SOMFW under another name - You shit your pants and have been begging me ever since
You wanted my IP# you claim your a hacker - so To shut you the fuck up I gave it to you - unlike your post where you claim
SOMFW that's not what I have. SOMFW pm me my ip address
Maybe you want to prove it
or " it's cause you NEVER got my ip address. I never believed you. Tell me what i'd learn about you from an ip address that you can pick out of the sky. I know all about it. I'd be more impressed by you if you told me my ip. It is the only way i'd know for sure that you have a clue what your talking about.
Understand I do not want to trade with you. I give you one chance and that's it. You picked on bernie before my holy trinity thread was made - that's how I knew you'd reply in it. Your predictable and I find you manageable."
You could NOT get it on your own - Now you are still crying and want me to PM you for me to tell me your IP
Look it upo yourself Jag off - I wont PM you ANYTHING!!!
Manage this jagoff -
you want attention
You love being humiliated - any attention to you is good, because your a miserable, No life Loder Old man BEGGER
Now as alwyas - Learn to SHUT the FUCK UP

Striker10 · Live wire! Joined: 26 Nov 2006

I wanted to know 1st what you know and that's just shit. you don't know my ip and you made it sound like you know what your talking about claiming you did. What you have is a psychological profile. So it seems your all talk and there is not a chance in hell that's your ip address - because you don't know what your talking about....and because of that...you give me that thinking your smart to cover your back. Your not smart and again your manageable. I'm having fun. Keep it coming dude i'll keep showing you for the fraud you are

Bernie · Live wire! Joined: 27 Mar 2007

there goes another fun topic.

Striker10 · Live wire! Joined: 26 Nov 2006

Sorry but whatever thread anyone makes this fool will do his party trick - ie talk out his ass. I bet if SOMFW was a girl he'd call himself....SOMFW Smile